perverted kids toys

10 unintentionally perverted kids toys that should have never made it on the shelves

Sometimes children’s toys don’t go according to plan, and somewhere along the line the designers make a critical design mistake, and the end result is unintentionally terrible. Here are some of the weirdest examples we could find from across the net. 1. Dora’s Aquapet Credit: Complex The intent of this toy is pretty benign, with a floating Dora suspended in a water tube creating a cool desktop light. Let’s just be honest, the end result looks like...

airplane poop

Frozen, falling plane poop injures woman on the ground

A 60-year-old woman in Aamkhoh, Madhya Pradesh, India was hospitalized on December 17 after she suffered a shoulder injury caused by what is believed to have been a football-sized chunk of frozen human waste that fell from an airplane, according to The Times of India. Rajrani Gaud was going about her business when she was suddenly struck on the shoulder by a big hunk of ice that witnesses and experts believe contained human urine and...

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Iowa man turns super hairy back into works of art

Back hair is something that many men have to deal with throughout their lives, and most men don’t really like it (usually their partners don’t either) so it’s shaved off, but this guy is taking it a step farther. Mike Wolfe is an Iowa man who lives up to his namesake by being incredibly hairy. According to local news station KTVB, Mike thought his now-wife would toss him aside once she saw how hairy his...

hoverboard priest

Holy rollin’ Catholic priest is suspended after riding hoverboard during mass

To the delight of his congregation and the chagrin of his superiors, a priest in the Philippines has been suspended after riding around on a hoverboard during Christmas Eve Mass according to a report from UPI. The unidentified priest rolled around on his hoverboard on Christmas Eve (yes, they roll—we don’t know why they’re called “hoverboards”, either) while singing “May the Good Lord Bless and Keep You”. Someone caught the whole thing with their cell...

wooden PS4

Kid opens fake wooden PS4 on Christmas, destroying his belief in Santa

Sometimes it can be fun to play a little bit of a joke on friends and family during the Christmas gift-giving season. Maybe it’s a package that’s difficult to open, or maybe a gag gift here or there, but sometimes things can get a bit cruel. Boston’s local news station Fox 25 reported that a family bought a Playstation 4 bundle from Target as a Christmas present for their son. Naturally, their son Brian was...

slow coaster

Guy creates Roller Coaster Tycoon coaster that takes 210 days to finish

Some people have so much time on their hands that it starts to become impressive. For example, a few Roller Coaster Tycoon fans are focused on creating the slowest possible roller coaster possible in the game. Previous attempts have been entertaining to say the least, but this new slowest coaster takes the cake. The coaster originally showed up on 8Chan, so it was quickly lost to time, but another user took the time to catalog...

bread

Watch this woman as she really enjoys smashing her face into different types of bread

An unnamed woman with a fondness for bread is taking the Internet by storm with her Instagram account, @breadfaceblog. Describing herself in the “about” section as someone who’s “giving the people something they didn’t ask for”, her account is filled with nothing but videos of her rubbing her face on different kinds of bread. That’s it. Every video is the same, just with different kinds of bread. She squeezes a loaf of bread a couple...

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Chinese artist vacuums up enough smog to make a solid block

China’s air pollution problem is hugely detrimental to the population in many ways—in August of this year it was discovered that 4,000 people die each day in China due to air pollution. One artist decided that enough was enough, and set out to show how much the pollution was damaging China in a very tangible way. He’s calling himself “Nut Brother” (why? we don't know) and he has spent four hours a day, every day,...

clown rescue

The hero we deserve: ‘Doo Doo the Clown’ rescues women from violent attacker

Picture this: You’re walking home from a long night at work and a scary man runs up to you and starts threatening you. Tires squeal beside you and you hear a voice shouting, “Get in!” Turning around, you see three clowns in a Hummer beckoning to you. Do you get in? This absurd sounding experience became a reality for two Toronto women last Sunday. According to the Washington Post, Shayne Farberman, also known as “Doo...

Bovine embryo transfer, anyone?

Bovine embryo transfer, anyone?

Elite cattle can give produce up to 80 or 90 calves at once. Sounds crazy, right? Well, thanks to some beefy scientific advancements made in recent years, show cows can produce six or seven (yeah, 80 or 90 is at the highest end of the spectrum, sorry) embryos at once thanks to hormone injections and embryo transfer (ET). NPR published an in-depth piece on the practice, and we just had to share it with you. So apparently, the...